Is it possible that most christians on this site are trolls?

I just dont believe that anybody can be stupid enough to believe in talking snakes, donkeys, burning bushes, virgins births, people rising from the dead, noahs ark, men living in the bellies of whales for 3 days, a loving God who tortures people in hell forever for not choosing the right relilgion, a zombie apocolypse,etc. Christians are often mystified as to why people do not believe in the bible since afterall the bible states that it is the word of God, right? If a book states that it is the word of God and has enough followers than it must be true according to christians.